Kisah si Beruk dan aku... sebuah kisah dendam.

satu hari, ak terbace post sahabatku... nurul izzah di facebook ttg si beruk yg menjengukkan pale'ye ke bilik sahabat berkenaan melalui tingkap.

tibe2 teringt blik kisah blik ku yg dipecah masuk keluarga sepupu sepapat beruk berkenaan...

bkn skali... tp 2 kali!

sblm tu, dah byk kali gak la 'si bulu' tu jengah blik ak... nseb mse tu ak ade kt blik, x brani die masuk.

'si bulu', si penakut yg nakal!

kes pertama: blik dr blik yuz, akakku yg gendut... terkejut beruk ak, siap bersirap air otak ak tgk blik sepah cm kne rompak!

abes smpah diselongkar, telur ayam (yg ak nk gne wat sandwich telur) pn abes disedut..
aish, evidence berjaye kuperoleh hanya setelah beberapa hari selepas kejadian. slow!



kes 2:
beruk tu masuk lagi!
abes ketas atas meje disepah2kan...
kad name ak pn die sepahkan...
nseb, da tade smpah kt blik ak, tp...
die geram, digigit'ye labah2 spiderman yg ak bli kt cameron... smpai topol kaki'ye!
ink printer ak pn x terlepas, mst mulut die pn da itam2 kne ink tu.. kawosh!
keji betol~




moral of the story:
1. sila pastikan blik anda tidak mengandungi sampah sarap hasil mknan anda tengah ari td.
2. jgn sangka 'si bulu' itu tidak akan menyerang anda... walau di level mne pn anda berada.

sotsem ni pindah asiah jap... bye, asma'!
x mo jmpe 'mr. bulu' dn keluarge'ye la... haru~

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